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20 ways to annoy Jack Sparrow by *PiratesOfTheCaribean:iconPiratesOfTheCaribean:





KATIE PRESENTS...
20 WAYS TO ANNOY JACK SPARROW!!!!

1. Steal his rum
2. Burn his rum
3. Throw a rock at his rum
4. Send the "pretty jewelry!"fish from the SpongeBob PC game Employee of the Month after him
5. Make him listen to me sing
6. Poke him repeatitly
7. Steal his soul
8. Make him watch the SpongeBob movie over and over with me saying all the lines along with it (annoys everyone)
9. Give his rum to me!
10. Dress up like him and copy his every move
11. Make him eat brocolli
12. Give him the Evil Strawberry
13. Show him slash pictures of him online
14. Don't call him "Captain"
15. Send his fangirls after him
16. Make him a painting of the Kraken
17. Sue him!!!!
18. Poke him in the eye
19. Make him watch the Teletubbies
20. Steal his jar of dirt
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Hehehe, my ways to annoy Jack :XD:

Some background info:

1, 2, & 3: 'nuff said.

4: In the PC game SpongeBob SquarePants Employee of the Month there's a jewelery store in Downtown BB where there's a bonus video, and theres this little girl you can talk to who only says "Pretty jewelery!". SpongeBob is afraid of her, b/c if you select "talk to" a second time, SpongeBob says "I don't wanna do that" :XD:

5: I'm a terrible singer 98% of the time... beware!

6: Poking annoys everyone :poke:

7: XDDD Random

8: When Katie watch SpongeBob movie, Katie say every line along with it, Katie annoy everyone in room!

9: Jack doesn't want to get rid of his rum!

10: Hehe, miming is fun! I was a mime in a little movie thing we did at a camp a few years ago :)

11: No one likes brocolli.

12: From a poorly animated Flash movie I watched like 20 times at a friend's house.... freakin' hillarious! See it here: [link]

13: Sadly, there is PotC slash. :crying: Makes me sad :(

14: once again, 'nuff said

15: Jack has millions of fangirls!

16: Jack no like Kraken.

17: hehe (WEIRD AL'S "I'LL SUE YA" SONG!!!)

18: doesn't that bug everyone?

19: Those things are freaky. :O

20: hehe, DMC!!! :P




Jack is (c) Disney



EDIT: Wow, this is getting quite popular! :dance: :ahoy:
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Kick Ass!

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For We Are One
I am proud to say that I am one of his fangirls!!! :D :D :D
Awesome entry! ;)

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"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
Check out the video! (This will explain things!)
[link]
Thanku!!! :D

And I am proud to say that I am a WILL FANGIRL!!!! :crazy:

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Things I have learned:
Ice is cold.
You should not smell something, you should waft it.
The English language was created by drunk hobos.
Salsa comes off of shoes.
All of our butts are illegal immigrants from New Buttland.
My brain is made of sausage!
Thank you! :)

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Things I have learned:
Ice is cold.
You should not smell something, you should waft it.
The English language was created by drunk hobos.
Salsa comes off of shoes.
All of our butts are illegal immigrants from New Buttland.
My brain is made of sausage!
Awesome! ;P

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"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
Check out the video! (This will explain things!)
[link]
OMG! I GOTTA TRY THOSE OUT! *dashes over to Jack Sparrow's house*
O_o Where is his house?

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:iconhidanplz: Hidan says: Watch my show you mother f:censored:ers or I'll kick the s:censored:t out of your f:censored:ing ass! [link]
Me: Hidan, be nice to your fans.... I made the show =_=;
:rofl:

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Yaoi fangirl and DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!
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Me likes..... I am so a fangirl... Notice my user.
I would NEVER annoy him!!! However, numbers 8 and 19 DO sound tempting...

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Fangirl: noun; known to rave, squeal, post until all hours of the night, faint, swoon, drool, save excessive amounts of photos, procrastinate and say "OHMYGOD!"
See also... SoulLostAtSea...

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